Life and times of woodfield

Heres whats happened this week

• Rukaiya told me she hated me (again!!!) and that she wished I'd go away
• John Paul told me to f@ck off when I asked him what colour acid turns with Universal Indiacator (this is all his vocabulary consists of)
• Mohammed Saed has called me Kylie Minouge all week and just thinks its the funniest thing ever
• Free chocolate cake in the staffroom
• I get to go on a course next week
• And I'm taking the girls football team for an all day tournament next week too
• Ryan turned up to class with a huge blob of blu tack stuck to his face and refused to take it off
• Hibo, likewise but with sunglasses
• And the best of all, deputy head Nick comes in and announces theres a gas leak by the main school gates and as a precaution until fixed we couldn't turn off or on any applicances- this was when the lights of off because we were watching a clip on the computer, thus the next two classes were spent in the dark!

For once in my life I actually like my job!!