Photography and Chuck Norris

Heres my friend Mel on her 25th Birthday blowing the fire off her shot of sambuca (i think...) I have been her friend for 17 years- how freaky is that!?

She has a great post on Chuck Norris on her blog (follow my link to it!)
Here are my facts.... (sorry for the plagarisation Mel!!) I just thought they were funny.........

• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

• Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

• Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

• Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time.
  Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".

• Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

• Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.