An open letter to Colin Trevor
I might see if I can score a free trip to ireland and send this to TNT as well....!
Dearest Colin
Thank you ever so much for not paying your mortgage for over a year. The eviction notice we recieved last monday filled our hearts with so much joy I could not wait to spend the next two weeks wondering where we would live or what we could do!
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have had the immense pleasure of crying in front of several others at the Brentford County Court whilst being explained what our rights were... (absolutely none which cheered us up nonetheless!). Michelle and I had the best day together bonding over frantically trying to get an appointment with a legal advisor and/or citizens advice brearau. Michelle looks immensely forward to missing out on a days holiday for unpaid leave because she loves to work so much!
We trust that you will spend our deposit money and weeks rent you owe us well, might I recommend a casket so you can rot in hell. Ive heard its a great place to go on holiday- will be good for a tan to brighten up your pathetic dull pasty white british skin!
Our last two weeks of desperately trying to find a flat have just made my school holidays THE best ever! And more than ever, I look forward to seeing you in court at some point soon.
Kindest Regards
Carly Pannell
So yeah I've had yet another crazy london experience to learn from...... ahh well the good news is we are moving a couple of doors down to a bit of a nicer flat (ie no subsiding bathroom floors).
And im going to cork for easter. Tonight in fact..
Bring that on!
Happy Easter!
posted by Carly @ 6:49 AM
7 Comments:
Dude, glad you got a place sorted, but sucky the bastard got away with your money! What's happening on all that? Let us know... We'll see you Tuesday to help you move, hope Cork rocks, you totally deserve an awesome trip.
Awwwwwww
Can't trust those British landlords eh? Hope everything works out better this time around. Just so you know, I've been enjoying reading all your updates, even if I don't post that many comments. Keep letting us know how you're getting on.
Bummer, your mum and dad told us all about it; what a complete bastard!
Was good to see your folks at the weekend, have posted some pics on my blog; they were all very restrained and there wasn't a drunken parent in sight......shame!
Have a lovely time in Cork, hope you get to do lots of relaxing. Take care xx
OMG that so sucks - what a wanker.
I'm glad that you have found somewhere else to stay and better too! Hope you have fun in Ireland.
That sucks so much! Hope you're okay and that you get the new flat sorted alright. Maybe you can start a fully fledged smear campaign against him. Go on Watchdog or something!
Hey Carly
SOrry to hear about that!!! bloody wanker doing a runner with ur bond and deposit!
Hopefully we will see him in the pub and kick his ass!!! hehehehe
Jerry
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