My good song wiriting...

Goodbye Lionel Road (to the tune of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road)

So goodbye 17 Lionel Road
Where the cats of Anita Pee
You can't keep us in this ho-use
Because Anita is marrying Larreeeeee

We are going to miss the shed and park
And all the fun times we have shared
But for the moment we decided our future lies
Beyond to 27a Llittle Ealing laaaaaaaaaaane aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How poetic......

Im still feeling rather old today.....

Plus I have spewrash : (

Im feeling rather old today....

The good old days....

I relived the good old days of stealing road signs (and public toilet roll holders I do belive for New Years 1998!!!) recently by knicking this beauty and planting it straigh in the middle of the front garden path after a night out at the spinning wheel................ hehehehehe!

Photography and Chuck Norris

Heres my friend Mel on her 25th Birthday blowing the fire off her shot of sambuca (i think...) I have been her friend for 17 years- how freaky is that!?

She has a great post on Chuck Norris on her blog (follow my link to it!)
Here are my facts.... (sorry for the plagarisation Mel!!) I just thought they were funny.........

• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

• Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

• Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

• Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time.
  Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".

• Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

• Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.

Waitangi day pub crawl

Well I came and went and I don't think I really saw and conquered, but the day was a goodie! After drinking several cans of dodgy 7.5% cider and numerous cans of stella I puttered out at around 4pm (I think) and sank off home to beddy byes by 9pm! I did have some fabulous chats to random strangers on the tube though which had to be all good! It was awesome seeing so many kiwis outside westminister abbey although there were so many people I couldn't see anything. So many people that the tube station was closed at Glouseter Road becasue there were too many people trying to get on.... in fact Mel writes a much better account of it- follow it from my links to the right of this page....

here are a few pics though of me mel jess and tammy....

sweet as....

Waitangi Day Pub Crawl

This Saturday at 11am sharp at Paddington station..... bring it on- just about every kiwi I know is going wooohooooooooooo

Drunkard pictures will ensure... watch this space!


Maybe that will cheer up the Carly blues- that and some sunshine would be most welcome!