Oh and resolutions

Further to my post: Here are my New Years resolutions:

1. To eat more fruit and vegetables
2. To be more ladylike and curb the old belching
3. To drink bottles of beer instead of pints- then I won't get as drunk, as giving up alcohol is just not feasible, sadly....
4. Also the usual bollocks- to loose some weight blah blah that just never happens.

I wonder how long this is all going to last?!